Cripes on toast, I really burnt the crap out of my legs today. At least now I can't be dumped on for being pale. I'm fucking red. We-ell...not quite. I've got me a little Polish sunburn, so I'm not entirely red.
Whoops, make that a Monegasque sunburn. Actually, it could be a Lebanese sunburn, if you turned the flag vertically, and took away the tree, of course. Well, a Lebanese flag without a tree is basically an Austrian flag, isn't it? An Austrian sunburn? But my burn isn't that symmetrically balanced...soooo...it's more like the flag of Bahrain. Mostly red, with some of my left arm spared. What do you call someone from Bahrain? Bahraini? Yes? Fraeya? Am I right? Hm...though if it were a Bahraini sunburn, that'd make my left side burnt, with my right arm kinda not that burnt. Having a Macedonian subnurn would totally rock. Well, having the burn would suck, but it'd look pretty awesome, wouldn't it? Speaking of flags, does anyone else think that the flag of the Isle of Man is really scary? You couldn't really have an Isle of Man sunburn, could you? You could sew an extra leg on your ass and walk around and sort of personify the flag...well, I don't think you ACTUALLY could, but hypothetically...maybe I should stop before I offend any of the Manx. Why do all the obscure countries get the spiffiest flags? Kiribati, Djibouti, Seychelles, Sami, Signals...oh wait, Signals isn't a country. Wow...I should never be allowed to surf the World Flag Database. Ever.
What, you think I knew about all of these flags off the top of my head? I've never even heard of Sami, before. But I think I may move there, cause the flag is so awesome. I think it's exactly 17 times cooler than Canada's flag.

Oh...Sami isn't a country, either. The Sami are Laplanders. I'm not moving to Lapland. Too cold.

Aaaaaaaanywho!

In case anyone's wondering (cause I'm suuuuure you all are...all 2 of you) about part 2 to my little anti-anti-Disney rant, it'll come...eventually. I just don't feel like parking myself in front of the monitor for an extended period of time. Not now, anyway. I've been preparing for CNAnime, cause I'll be peddling my wares there, so please come and buy my stuff so I can convince myself that investing in comic/manga jewellery isn't stupid. Please. I like your money.

That doesn't sound desperate, does it?